I would LOVE to subscribe to Playboy TV today, but there is a reason why I’m waiting: Because of all the vampire themes they do for October.

They have a “Director’s Cut” film every night, which shows the most explicit X-rated films on TV. Now, it’s pretty much all vampire porn, as usual, during October. I’m not interested in seeing violence along with sex. I mean, love bites is one thing, but vampire bites is a whole different matter.

Another kind of porn I hate where Playboy TV show a lot of is from the adult director, Michael Ninn. His works go by other names, but to let you know, if the name has “Ninn” in it, it’s one of his creations.

Micheal Ninn does a lot of surreal, fantasy-like porn; many times going in slow motion. He may be popular but I find his adult films boring as hell. Playboy TV shows his films a lot–at least when I watching it…Come November 1st, I’ll find out how much of his films they are showing now.

I don’t need anything fancy in my porn, although I have heard doing double penetration scenes are hard to choreograph–something I always like to see!