I hate it when I’m using a toy and a guest is saying: “HARDER, FASTER, DEEPER over and over again. Never will I have those kinds of guests again. I imagine they are sitting back busy watching a game, can of beer in one hand, with the other hand just typing out HARDER, FASTER, DEEPER, or maybe they are gone from the room and have their pet monkey typing it out. They should shove a dildo up their ass for 30+ minutes and see how that feels. Anyway, I doubt if they’re still busy jerking off.

Also, thee most boring question ever: “What are you wearing?”